鲁达 此前据著名记者Shams报道，考辛斯将和勇士签下的是一份1年530万美元的合同。美网友爆炸讨论。
Bulls Sla points·1 hour ago2
R.I.P Lakers bandwagon
7/1/2018 to 7/2/2018
纪念“湖人总冠军”
7/1/2018至7/2/2018
回复：Lakers Toolazytolink801 points·1 hour ago
Lol the 7000 new subscribers on /r/Lakers is gonna -3000 by tomorrow.
哈哈，昨天湖人板块球迷涨了7000+，今天又消失了3000+。
回复：湖人球迷NarstyHobbitses405 points·1 hour ago
We had a good run.
我们曾经辉煌过。
Nets Ror19976.8k points·1 hour ago
NO GO BACK TO YESTERDAY
不，这一切不要发生，时光回退到昨天吧。
回复：Celtics goo points·1 hour ago
THE RICH FUCKING GET EVEN RICHER
勇士就是家里有矿的又买了俄罗斯赢球，更富了。
回复：科比球迷 Dong points·1 hour ago
Idk how my team can sign LeBron and I still feel absolutely hopeless
我之前还在震惊湖人是怎么把詹姆斯搞定的，现在又感觉到总冠军越来越远了。
回复：[PHI] JaVale McGee brady25807 points·1 hour ago
lol the East All Stars would lose to this team in 5
甚至东部全明星总决赛和这支勇士打也只能撑5场。
回复：[BOS] Kevin Garnett mufflermonday579 points·1 hour ago·edited 1 minute ago
I know how: it’s when the greatest team of all-time signs the best fucking center in the league. That’s fucking how. Jesus.
edit: I know best center is debatable but the point still stands
我只想知道联盟最强的队伍是怎么签下一个联盟第一中锋的，怎么办到的！！！天啊！！！
Ps：虽然我知道现在把表妹算作第一中锋有些争议，但这不是重点。
回复：Lakers snow_ninja240 points·1 hour ago
Seriously dude. I don't even know if you could combine 2 other teams and have them beat the Warriors. Its gross.
太真实了，兄弟。我甚至不知道联盟任意两支别的队伍合并能不能击败这支勇士。太恶心了。
回复：Celtics iAmTheRealLange135 points·1 hour ago
I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.
我甚至不生气，我就是感到非常失望。
回复：Bulls Lysdexics535 points·1 hour ago
I MISS WHEN WE WERE ALL CONVINCED THE WARRIORS WEREN'T A FOREGONE CONCLUSION
我很想念当初勇士还没有锁定总冠军的日子。
回复：Raptors UnoPlusUno220 points·1 hour ago
TAKE ME BACK TO PRE-KD WARRIORS
回到之前那个还没有KD的勇士时代吧。
[NYK] Kristaps Porzingis Je points·1 hour ago
CURRY/KLAY/KD/DRAY/DMC
SHUT THE WHOLE DAMN LEAGUE DOWN
库里&克莱&KD&格林&考辛斯
NBA可以解散了。
回复：Rockets a points·1 hour ago
Is this the Western Conference All Star team? Can’t tell
这是西区全明星吗？没准。
回复：Huskies points·1 hour ago
It legitimately could be at some point. They could legitimately have 5 starting All-Stars.
未来真的可能实现，勇士首发五虎就是全明星首发五虎。
回复：Heat BIackmanAndRobbin774 points·1 hour ago
This GSW team is looking like a 2k myteam
这支勇士看起来就跟我的2K阵容一样。
回复：josh422 292 points·1 hour ago
this Warriors team might actually be better than my bs superteams in myGM.
不不不，这支勇士的阵容可能比我的2K阵容还强。
回复：BucksMyCardboardSword794 points·1 hour ago
Curry/Klay/KD/Dray/DMC
VS
LeBron/LeBron/LeBron/LeBron/LeBron
Who you got?
詹姆斯&詹姆斯&詹姆斯&詹姆斯&詹姆斯
谁会赢？
回复：Tobicapriroy434 points·1 hour ago
Leaked plot of Space Jam 2 LeThanos vs the Goldenstate Monstars
第二季剧情抢先看：灭霸詹vs勇士天团
回复：Bulls Hydracronis820 points·1 hour ago
This is one of the spookiest starting 5 I’ve ever seen holy fuck
这他妈是我见过的最可怕的五人组合了，我勒个去。
回复：Cavaliers Scrogger19520 points·1 hour ago
4 Allstars wasn’t enough smh
呵呵，四个全明星还满足不了勇士。
回复：Heat CITY_F0X399 points·1 hour ago
Rockets spooked the Warriors last series so they overreacted and added a 5th all star for good measure.
今年西决火箭把勇士吓坏了，于是他们决定再引进一名全明星来确保自己夺冠。
Knicks Swim points·1 hour ago
Warriors 2019 nba champs confirmed. Let’s just go forward a year.
2019NBA总冠军已经颁发给勇士了，让我们来关注2020年吧。
回复：Cavalier points·1 hour ago
Warriors 2020 NBA champs confirmed. Let's just go forward another year.
2020NBA总冠军也已经颁发给勇士了，让我们来关注2021年吧。。。
回复：Warriors Captainroy707 points·1 hour ago
plot twist: Durant and Cousins just keep signing extensions
最新消息：KD和考辛斯决定和勇士续约。
Hornets Ca points·1 hour ago·edited 1 hour ago
Kill me
Edit: 5.3mil..... I fucking hate everything
杀了我吧
我现在非常讨厌NBA。
回复：Celtics goo points·1 hour ago
fuck me HOWWWWW
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。
回复：湖人球迷 No points·1 hour ago
The midlevel exception.. $5M for next season...... just.... wow.
中产特例…下个赛季薪资500万美元……就这样…天呐。
回复：湖人球迷green points·1 hour ago1
Don't worry we got Lance for the same price.
别担心我们也用差不多的价格签来了兰斯-斯蒂文森呢。
回复：开拓者球迷 trot2millah522 points·1 hour ago
Were paying double Boogie’s salary next year to watch Meyers Leonard jostle his hair on the bench
我们还给着迈尔斯-莱昂纳德两倍于考辛斯的价钱，可是替补席上连他的头发都看不见。
回复：湖人球迷fizz514293 points·1 hour ago
We're(so far) still paying Luol Deng 18 a year to ride an exercise bike at an undisclosed location in staples center
我们明年还要继续给鲁尔-邓一份合同让他在球馆某个角落里骑一年训练车呢。
回复：尼克斯球迷JetsLag170 points·1 hour ago
We're paying Noah 18 a year to go out into the fucking jungle
我们还给着诺阿一份合同让他继续去丛林探险呢。
回复：suckadeee803 points·1 hour ago
I actually laughed after reading this out loud
看到这个消息我真的笑了。
回复：[LAL] Nick Van Exel ngine4953 points·1 hour ago
HOW
WTF
THIS IS OUR FAULT
WE LET RANDLE LEAVE
FUCK
WTF？？
这是我们的错误
是我们让兰德尔离开的
鹈鹕签下了他
考辛斯走了
玛德？？？
回复：Celtics rusty378694 points·1 hour ago
"Fuck parity" - Steve Kerr probably
“去他妈的公平正义。”——史蒂夫-科尔。
回复：Bulls JimmyCu points·1 hour ago
This league is a fucking joke
NBA就是个肖华。
回复：Pacers NotoriusNC718 points·1 hour ago
hopefully he kills golden state from the inside.... Please
希望考辛斯能从内部瓦解勇士吧…求求你了。
Mane98672.8k points·1 hour ago
Dirks ring just keeps on getting more worthy
诺维茨基的冠军价值越来越重了。
回复：[UTA] Jeremy EvansPloppingDaddy837 points·1 hour ago
Dirks ring just became the goat ring
司机的戒指是史上最伟大的。
Pacers ko points·1 hour ago
NO FUCKING WAY
怎么办到的？？？
Pacers T points·1 hour ago
i cannot fucking believe this bullshit
我难以相信这一切。
回复：Thunder points·1 hour ago
This is the sort of shit you pull in a video game franchise mode then undo because it's too stupid and makes everything boring
这就是你们打游戏时会作弊直接给自己一套这样的阵容然后玩了会你们放弃了，因为这样真的没什么意思。
[TOR] Fred VanVleet points·1 hour ago
WHERE IS ADAM SILVER
亚当-笑话在哪呢？
回复：Wizards IAmMrSoloDolo2.7k points·1 hour ago
Basketball reasons me the fuck up fam
我可去TM的篮球原因吧。
回复：[CLE] Sasha Pavlovic Saadiusrex930 points·1 hour ago
Bring back David Stern PLEASE
求求让大卫-斯特恩回来吧。
[NYK] Frank Ntilikina Bird_and_Dog2.2k points·1 hour ago
DMC: "Fuck /r/nba"
考辛斯：“去TM的篮球梦，去TM的NBA。”
Talen points·1 hour ago
That’s not fair. Come on, man.
完全没有公平而言，请继续你们的表演，勇士。
New Zealand mccma5601.3k points·1 hour ago
This is truly the darkest timeline
这是最黑暗的时间线。
Magic Byrie_Swirving567 points·1 hour ago
End the league
NBA大结局了。
dsync1976 points·1 hour ago
PAGING DAVID STERN PAGING DAVID STERN - NEED SOME BASKETBALL REASONS UP IN HURRR>
呼叫大卫-斯特恩，呼叫大卫-斯特恩，我们现在需要篮球原因。
granite603 130 points·1 hour ago
BREAKING NEWS: Golden State signs Kawhi, Giannis, James Harden and Anthony Davis.
Each signed a one-year deal for all you can eat vouchers at Arby's. As part of the deal they'll each get a $100 Uber credit.
大新闻：勇士刚刚宣布签下了卡哇伊，字母哥，哈登和浓眉哥。
据悉，合同细节是每人一年一张100元TB代金券外加一张JD12期免息券。
Lakers Sandz_328 points·1 hour ago
What sport are we watching next year nephews?
明年我们看什么呢？有别的联赛吗？
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