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1.原来大家谈恋爱都是不公开的。我以为大家都像我一样单身。

It turns out that everyone's love is not public. I thought everyone was single like me.

2、不要熬夜了,对手机不好。

Don't stay up late. It's bad for cell phones.

​3、喜欢一个人太累了,所以我喜欢了十个。

It's too tired to like one person, so I like ten.

4、让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧,反正我是卖伞的。

Let the storm come harder. I sell umbrella anyway.

​​5、大家好,我是当地小有名气的美女,具体多小呢,目前只有我知道。

Hello, everyone. I'm a little famous local beauty. How small is it? At present, only I know.

6、听说有两种人特别可爱,一种是健忘的,还有一种我忘了。

It's said that there are two kinds of people who are particularly lovely, one is forgetful, and the other is I forgot.​

​​7、谈恋爱吗?谈两天,这周末我没事。

Want to fall in love? Let's have a two-day relationship. I'm fine this weekend.

8、每次考试,监考老师都说请把与考试无关的东西放到讲台上的时候,我就想把我自己放到讲台上。

Every time the invigilator says "please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform", I want to put myself on the platform.​​

​​9、问一下各位美女,假如有两个男生追你,一个开法拉利,另一个没有车,但是北京上海各有一套三居室,你打算什么时候从梦里醒来。

Ask the beauties, if there are two boys chasing you, one drives a Ferrari, the other doesn't have a car, but Beijing and Shanghai each have a three bedroom apartment. When do you plan to wake up from your dream.

10、在哪里跌倒,就在哪里烧烤。

Where you fall, barbecue there.

​​11、为什么不回我消息,真恶心,就因为我没发?

Why don't you return my news? It's disgusting. Is it just because I didn't send it?

12、上班点外卖吃真​的​很不健康,建议大家不要上班。

It's really unhealthy to take out food at work. I suggest you don't go to work.

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