luda Charles Barkley on the Ballfather: "Wherever Ball is, there's a village missing an idiot. We should just keep him off television. That would be the best way to be. It's really unfair to his son. His son is a good player and a nice kid."
巴克利谈球爹（Ballfather）：“某个屯儿丢了头蠢驴，然后他跑出来了。咱就不该让他上电视，这才是最好的解决方法。其实这对他儿子挺不公平的，因为他儿子不仅是优秀的球员还是好孩子。”
[–]RaptorsFutureAnybody 764 赞
"Wherever Ball is, there's a village missing an idiot." lmao this is hilarious
“某个屯儿丢了头蠢驴，然后他跑出来了”。哈哈哈哈哈太搞笑了。
[–]NBAnomad80 3595 赞
he’s an idiot in all 50 states
Chuck you glorious glorious man
巴克利还表示：“球爹在全美五十个州都是蠢驴”
老巴你可真是宝藏男人啊。
[–]Jon_ofAllTrades 271 赞
Lonzo to Toronto confirmed.
球哥加盟多伦多实锤。
[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-JabbarNotYourAverageWaffle 559 赞
He would fit perfectly in Florida!
湖人球迷：他完美适合佛州啊（人均不正常）。
[–]SpursSnappySnoot 340 赞
Breaking: Lonzo traded to the Magic for Markelle Fultz and an unlimited supply of Popeyes chicken
马刺球迷：突发新闻报道：魔术用富尔茨换来球哥，并送上不限量的Popeye炸鸡。
[–][NYK] Amar'e Stoudemirezionistwilliamson 240 赞
whoever is getting the chicken is getting a steal. an endless supple of popeyes chicken, unlimited by physics, will solve world hunger and malnutrition, while also making you one of the richest and most powerful people on the planet.
尼克斯球迷：那得到Popeye炸鸡不限量供应的一方可赚大了，不光能脱离物理规则限制一次性解决世界饥饿和营养不良问题，还能摇身一变成为世界最富有最有权力的人。
[–]SpursSnappySnoot 159 赞
Brandon Ingram might finally be able to weigh more than ten pounds.
马刺球迷：那莺歌也总算是能让体重秤的指针震动个10度了。
[–]76ersefranklin13 2716 赞
“The ballfather”
I can’t decide whether this nickname is dope or sucks
“球爹”
我寻思这外号是牛逼炸了还是蠢出天际。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyRossTheBossPalmer 1627 赞
It’s dope and he sucks.
猛龙球迷：外号可以，他蠢到家。
[–]LakersSweetNSourChickenAss 363 赞
Ballfather, give me strength
湖人球迷：“球之爹，赐予我力量吧！”
[译注1]模仿雷神在妇联三里说的“Allfathers, give me strength”（众神之父们啊，赐予我力量吧）
[–]Mavericks_tx 265 赞
I feel like it works better if another Ball makes it in the league.
要是球家还能有公子进入联盟打出名堂，我觉着这个外号还能更吊一点。
[–]76ersefranklin13 229 赞
Lamelo probably will
三球差不多可以。
[–]KingsMarginalSalmon 116 赞
For real.. That most recent video of him showcases his passing and that he has a much better shot than Lonzo
真格的，在三球最近流出的视频里，他的传球技艺得到了展现，而且他的投篮可比大哥强多了。
[–][deleted] 154 赞
Lamelo still had a very weird shooting motion. Too much movement with his guide hand and a low set point.
Fun fact, Lamelo is actually left handed but Lavar forced him to be right handed.
Source: Both Melo and Gelo were born left-handed. “I changed that,” he says.
三球的投篮姿势还是非常怪。托球手动作太多，出手点也太低。
给大家分享个有趣小知识：三球其实是左撇子，但是球爹逼他改成右手。
来源：【球爹表示：“二球和三球都是天生的左撇子，但被我扳回来了。”】
[–]RocketsWatson4Harden13 1751 赞
I agree with Chuck. There are people that hate Lonzo just because of Lavar's dumb comments.
同意老巴的话。是真有人因为球爹的愚蠢言论而讨厌球哥的。
[–]coolstorryhansel 721 赞
When Lonzo came into the league I definitely hated him because of his father. I grouped them all under his umbrella in my head, but it's definitely changed since seeing him play and interact in the media. I can't wait to see how he performs out of the LA limelight and LeBron pressure.
球哥进联盟时，我确实因为他爹而讨厌他。我把球家那几个儿子都归为球爹的附属品，但自从我看到球哥上场打球以及和媒体打交道后，我对他的看法就有了实际的变化。等不及看他远离洛杉矶聚光灯和勒布朗的压力的情况下表现如何啦。
[–][MIA] Anfernee HardawayChaseH9499 575 赞
I’m gonna keep it real, Lonzo seems like the only decent male in the family. Lavar is a loud shithead, Li nearly caused an international incident, and LaMelo seems like a huge douche. Good on Lonzo for making it out of that environment with a decent head on his shoulders
热火球迷：我说句老实话，球哥看着像是那一家唯一一个像点样的男性：球爹是脑子有病的大嘴巴、二球差点一手酿成国际外交事件、三球看着就像大傻B。球哥能在这个环境中健康成长头脑正常可真是不容易啊。
[–][MIN] Ricky RubioPM_ME_SKYLINES 366 赞
LaMelo was like 15 when he came into the spotlight. it’s very rare to find a 15 year old with background like that who isn’t a tad bit over-the-top
三球进入人们视线时也就15岁吧。出身于那种家庭背景还一点都不招人烦的15岁少年可真没几个啊。
[–][DAL] Deron Williamsnman95 248 赞
Dude might be one of the stupidest kids around.
I remember when LaMelo was clowning some dude heavy because he said Philadelphia was a great city and Melo was like " LMAO you dumbass Philly is a state fool, how can you be so dumb".
It's honestly kind of sad how dumb he and Gelo are lol
独行侠球迷：三球算是当今世上最愚蠢的蠢孩子之一了。
我还记得有一次三球就因为一哥们说费城是很好的城市而肆意取笑他：“哈哈哈哈哈你个傻X，费城是州啊，傻啊你！你咋蠢成这德行呢？”
他和他二哥能傻到这种地步也是挺悲哀的。
[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaHarjivS 107 赞
Went to Chino Hills High with them, I can confirm Melo was dumb as shit, idk about now. Gelo was in my friends French class that I would crash all the time, and he was in the back usually napping lol
湖人球迷：我跟二球和三球都是在Chino Hills高中念的书，我可以作证，三球当时确实蠢得难以企及，我不知道他现在有没有进步。我一个朋友跟二球上的一门法语课，我那会儿经常去蹭课，然后基本二球每次都在后排打瞌睡。
[–]Oilupto 142 赞
I’m sure people will take your word because it fits the circle jerk of the thread but people should take anonymous internet comments with the tinniest grain of salt possible.
人们肯定会信你说的，因为你说的符合本贴的风向，但大家是真的该客观谨慎看待互联网上的匿名言论。