1.你讲课就是讲的什么玩意儿?我都听不下去了
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2.好好地给我梳狗毛,等会儿我还要去约会呢
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3.在中国终于学会了使用筷子,就是感觉跟你们有点不一样
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4.你是不是想祸害我?我来个漂移直接躲开
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5.你们不信我是阿拉伯来的,这下你们信了吧?
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6.虾哥,你这大钳子挺醉狗呀
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7.看看我自己设计的柜子,这是藏私房钱的地方
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8.我看你摸了它老一会儿了,你别摸了
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9.把东西放里边,你进去干什么?
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10.看我这个帅气的躲闪,是不是被惊艳到了?
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11.里面的歹徒不要动,我们是警察现在你们被包围了
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12.我心中有梦,我说这个电动车是汽车它就是汽车
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13.弄点烤串吃,这样的烤串又香又脆
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14.要不是主人拉着我,我早就咬你了
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15.我这技术是不是可以去奥运会拿个冠军啊
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16.是心动的感觉,你跑什么?
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17.看我力气大不大?我一下就给顶头上了
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18.我在慢慢地长大,然后成了这个样子
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19.好不容易等到自己一个人的时候,我得劈开这个西瓜尝尝
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20.这炸串还挺好吃的,你还真是没骗我下回记得给我拿两瓶青岛啤酒
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21.兄弟们捞出来了,这满满一筐够我们今天晚上吃的了
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22.这个温泉看着挺好,我先去泡泡
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23.都说了让你别碰我,你再碰我就真的咬你了
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24.买了一辆黑车我觉得不好看,我给它涂成白色的
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25.你快点过来,这块砖给你吃了
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26.那我们看我们家的刀多快,都能把自家的刀给切开
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27.买了一张爬山的票,我实在不是很想爬,让两个大爷把我抬上去吧
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28.今天朋友结婚,我得抢到花送给老婆
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29.年轻人哪有什么理由不努力呢?你看我就是一个努力健身的猫。
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30.你这实线一看就是不靠谱,让我来打打假
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31.这家里的人一看就是很有钱,我们兄弟几个来做客都给我们喝茅台
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32.看我的蛇皮S型走位怎么样?快夸我
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33.刚才他们三个是不是把我们两个挡得严严实实的
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34.我一个白管在这里的意义是什么?我该退休了
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35.肉包子香喷喷的肉包子,快来瞧快来买
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36.我是不会撒手的,这是属于我的零食
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37.第一次有点不敢炒菜,我怕烫手
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38.街上发大水了都别过马路了,我先走了别想我
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39.我早看你们不顺眼了,先别关让我发发火
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40.买了一辆游艇,不知道往哪开就上街溜溜吧
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41.奥运会是不是得请我去,我也不收你们奥运会的钱
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42.我喝口水的功夫你们白队就叛变了吗?
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43.她突然停下跟我有什么关系,你就撞我我无辜
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44.炒菜主要就是为了香,没有茅台的菜就不算是菜
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45.你倒是给我吃呀,你光拿着不给我吃有什么用?
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46.这房子你们先建,建完之后肯定会发工资
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47.这饲养员也不来,成天就说我喂鱼我喂长颈鹿
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48.结婚了终于结婚了,我老婆是不是挺白?
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49.自从家里路由器上绑了电池,网络信号特别强,宇航员都问我要密码
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50.我算了好久也没有算出来,铁子们,现在你们能得出我朋友的门牌号是多少吗?