luda D-Wade isn't gonna fall for your playground tricks
韦大爷才不会被雕虫小技骗过呢。
[–]crashovercool 370 赞*
He also tried to put it between Wade's legs and he just took it and dunked on him
那哥们还想穿裆韦德来着，韦德直接就把球抢走并扣篮得手。
[–]LakersFamousTG 445 赞
Mother fuckers act like they forgot about Wade
这些家伙搞得好像他们忘了韦德是谁一样。
[–]CavaliersSnowOhio 1924 赞
This video should be shown anytime a cool streetball gif makes it to r/all and everyone's like "why don't they play in the NBA?"
以后每次有酷炫的街球动图上了Reddit首页引起众人惊呼“他咋不打NBA呀？”时，直接甩这个视频就好了。
[–]Lakersbphamtastic 979 赞
The best answer to that question is always “cause they can’t”
最好的答案永远是：“因为他们打不了NBA”。
[–]LakersVrozini__YT 603 赞
Like people who ask why the professor can't play in the NBA. Because he constantly travels and carries worse than regular NBA players, doesn't have size, athleticism or skill to even be D2 and has no consistent shot
就跟有人问‘教授’为什么打不了NBA一样——因为教授的走步和二运比普通的NBA球员更甚，而且他的体格、运动能力和技术甚至都不够进NCAA二级联盟，更别说他的投篮也不稳定了。
[–]LakersExalious 333 赞
My roomate is a d1 player who is worse than the professor, while yes, you can say the professor couldn’t make the nba, he is definitely a d1 player in skill,
don’t forget, he played overseas, which not even a lot of d1 players end up doing.
Not only that, but isiah Thomas said he has one of the best handles of all time, coming from a player that is one of the best of all time.
我的室友在NCAA一级联盟打球，他可没教授厉害。是，你确实可以说教授打不了NBA，但光论技术而言他绝对有NCAA一级联盟球员水平。
别忘了，他可是在海外打过球啊，很多NCAA一级联盟球员最后都去不了海外呢。
不光如此，身为NBA历史最佳球员之一的刺客托马斯还说‘教授’的运球是历史顶级呢。
His shot isn’t good for nba by any means but it is certainly better than some nba point guards.
And yes he doesn’t have size or athleticism, besides the fact that he is very fast.
He travels because he plays street ball and is an entertainer, you should really watch from his actual games from when he is a pro, you might see that he isn’t actually a bad player
他的投篮是肯定不够NBA的级别，但也绝对比某些NBA控卫强。
是，他是没有体格也没有运动能力不假（除了速度很快），但他走步是因为他打的是街球而且为了吸睛。
你真该看看教授打职业那会儿的正规比赛，那你就可能会发现他也不算是菜鸡球员。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanTreyYoung 1071 赞
Haha, the way he just stands there while defending and the guy is pulling out evey move looks hilarious even though it makes sense
哈哈哈韦德就在那站着一动不动地看这哥们使出浑身技艺的样子实在是太搞笑了，不过也确实合理。
[–]kawhitothelakers 325 赞
Always that one guy in a pickup game who plays like this
野球场总是有那么一个如此打球的老哥。
[–]DeLaSouI 321 赞
as if that shits gonna work on any nba player lol
这一套在哪个NBA球员身上使也不好用吧呵呵。
[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 219 赞
Not sure that shit would work on most people who played organized basketball. He's not even going anywhere. Lol. Who's going to fall for that spinning roll move...?
别说NBA了，打过正规比赛的人都不见得会吃这套啊。这哥们是想往哪运啊哈哈，谁会被那地上转圈打滚的招数给骗了啊。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantNY-Kobe-6God 640 赞
Lol how is he tryna son D-Wade
湖人球迷：哈哈他是想教育韦大爷吗。
[–]LakersFuttbucker612 221 赞
the crowd realized what happened a second late and proceed to lose their mind
全场观众迟疑了一秒后意识到发生了什么，随即进入集体疯狂。
[–]Lakersok_heh 279 赞
The plan: try to embarrass one of the best SGs to ever play the game with my mediocre bag of tricks from high school
那哥们的计划：我要用我这高中习得的平平无奇的技能包让历史最佳得分后卫之一出糗。
[–]CelticsWar_Daddy 196 赞
Imagine if it worked tho
Gotta risk it all to win it all
不过要是成功了……
不搏一搏怎么会所嫩模。