luda [Post Game Thread] The Phoenix Suns (13-51) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (30-33), 118-109.
【赛后帖】菲尼克斯太阳（13胜51负）以118-109击败洛杉矶湖人（30胜33负）。
乌布雷14分5板4助、本德尔5分3板、艾顿26分10板3助2断、布克25分4板4助、泰勒6分2板2助、布里奇斯12分5板2助、约什16分2板2助、梅尔顿6分6板4助、霍姆斯&丹尼尔斯4分；英格拉姆25分7板、詹姆斯27分9板16助、库兹马13分6板3助、布洛克5分2板2助、隆多4分4板4助2断、麦基21分7板、哈特8分3板、波普4分、穆斯卡拉2分。
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[–]Bulls ThisIsMC 124 points an hour ago*
Ahahahaha
公牛球迷：啊哈哈哈哈哈。
[–]Suns beer_down 50 points an hour ago
Highlight of the season
太阳球迷：今儿这是赛季高光时刻啊
[–]76ers Zaxii 2616 points an hour ago*2
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE LMFAOOOOOO
76人球迷：所有人都来这里集合，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Raptors Modifeye 104 points an hour ago
This is the fastest I've ever searched for a game thread LOLOLOL
猛龙球迷：这还是我头一次这么快去翻一篇赛后的帖子，哈哈哈哈
[–]DwightHayward 164 points an hour ago
I just want ya to know
We all hate the Lakers
我就想让你们知道！
我们都讨厌湖人！
[–]Warriors Admiral_Red_Wings 35 points an hour ago
Yes we do!
勇士球迷：是的，我们都讨厌。
[–]Mavericks jackmakesblackjacks 262 points an hour ago
yikes
独行侠球迷：爽啊！
[–]Celtics k0ala_ 229 points an hour ago
haha, we are all Suns fans today
凯尔特人球迷：哈哈哈哈，我们今天都是太阳球迷。
[–][LAC] Chris Paul nebmershaq 13 points an hour ago
Suns became the the largest fanbase in the NBA today
快船球迷：太阳今天成了联盟中球迷群体最为庞大的球队。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball KingOfAllTheQuarters 27 points an hour ago
lol
湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers richtourist 13 points an hour ago
haha im dead inside
湖人球迷：哈哈，我心已死。
[–]Lakers Adam2190 12 points an hour ago
That's the season officially over.
湖人球迷：我们这个赛季正式结束了。
[–]GGLSpidermonkey 97 points an hour ago
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
LEBRON ACTIVATED
LAKERS OVERRATED
PLAYOFF DREAMS JEBAITED
我们等了这么久！
季后詹激活！
湖人被高估！
季后赛之梦破灭！
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 903 points an hour ago
EVERYBODY LOOK THE LAKERS LOST TO THE SUNS LMAO
76人球迷：大家都快来看哦，湖人输给太阳了，哈哈哈哈
[–]Celtics i AmTheRealLange 37 points an hour ago
Today, 76ers and Celtics fans can both celebrate this one together
凯尔特人球迷：就在今天，76人球迷和凯尔特人球迷都能聚在一起庆祝。
[–][DET] Thon Maker yarrine11 23 points an hour ago
29 fanbases can celebrate this one
活塞球迷：29支球队都能庆祝这事儿。
[–]Warriors rya11111 89 points an hour ago
LMAO /r/nba gonna have a field day now
勇士球迷：笑死老子了，今天可真是这个专区的大日子啊
[–]Knicks JetsLag 27 points 58 minutes ago
I'm ready for some HOT TAKES
尼克斯球迷：你们有什么过分的话尽管说，我准备好了。
[–]Bulls starjack20 49 points an hour ago
at this rate lebron is going to request a trade to the Pelicans lol
公牛球迷：照这么下去，詹姆斯要要求交易到鹈鹕了，哈哈哈
[–]Warriors Thus_Spoke 32 points 55 minutes ago*
Trade James for AD plus picks and rebuild around Ingram.
勇士球迷：用詹姆斯换戴维斯和选秀签，围绕英格拉姆重建
[–]Suns IssADunk 10 points an hour ago
"Only 28 teams on my trade list now"
太阳球迷：戴维斯：“现在我的交易名单里只有28支球队了”
[–][CLE] Matthew Dellavedova diiron 48 points an hour ago
lmao i love lebron but something about the Lakers losing makes me happy. still feel bad for them tho
骑士球迷：哈哈哈哈，我爱詹姆斯，不过湖人输球我就开心，不过还是为他们感到遗憾啊
[–]Raptors twistedlogicx 528 points an hour ago
This is the Suns second win since January 12.
It's fuckin March, lmao.
猛龙球迷：这是太阳自1月12日后第二次赢球。
这特么可是三月份啊，哈哈哈哈
[–]Suns robmyplug 102 points 56 minutes ago
Show some respect. The Suns are 2-1 in their last three games. That’s a 55 win pace if the season started five days ago.
太阳球迷：能不能尊重下我们。我们过去三场比赛可是2胜1负，如果赛季是从五天前开始的话，我们这就是55胜的节奏。
[–]Suns dizZzy5 2384 points 49 minutes ago
Lmao I can’t believe y’all lost to the Suns
太阳球迷：哈哈哈哈，真不敢相信，湖人居然输给了我们
[–]Bucks badvibes- 777 points 46 minutes ago
What kind of loser ass team loses to the Suns?
雄鹿球迷：啥样的屌丝球队才会输给太阳？
[–][MIA] Alonzo Mourning snapple__facts 91 points 47 minutes ago
lol right? imagine a team that's vying for the 8th seed losing to the suns. couldn't be my team
热火球迷：哈哈可不是嘛，一支为西部第八而战的球队居然输给了太阳。我的主队做不出来这事儿。
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 125 points 54 minutes ago
what's lower than losing to the suns in an attempt to make the playoffs?
雷霆球迷：冲击季后赛的时候输给太阳，那么比这更LOW的是什么？
[–]Lakers RedditTekUser 92 points 44 minutes ago
Losing to Suns again.
湖人球迷：再输一次太阳。
[–][SAS] Malik Rose Golai77 50 points 43 minutes ago
Giving the Knicks their first home win in like 3 months?
马刺球迷：让尼克斯迎来大概三个月内的首场主场胜利？
[–]Spurs skoalring85 32 points an hour ago
this means people forget the Spurs lost to the Knicks right?
马刺球迷：这是不是说明大家都忘了我刺输给尼克斯的事儿了？
[–][PHI] Ben Simmons NewAccountNow 26 points 57 minutes ago
Hello yeah brother! Cheers from the teams making the playoffs !
76人球迷：对啊老铁！季后赛球队都在欢呼呢！
[–]Rockets AyyyyyyyLemao 211 points an hour ago
I love how people were saying in the off-season that Lakers would easily make the playoffs and get to WCF. This is the fucking West not East.
火箭球迷：当初赛季还没开始的时候，有些人说湖人会轻松进入季后赛，还能打进西决，说的可真妙啊。这可是特么的西部，不是东部！
[–]Heat Number333 1274 points 58 minutes ago
There is a 100% chance within the next 1-2 weeks LeBron will be shut down for the remainder of the season.
热火球迷：未来一两周，詹姆斯就会缺席赛季剩余的比赛了，百分百的。
[–]Bulls Ema919 563 points 59 minutes ago
Adam Silver would literally die
公牛球迷：那这是要萧华的命啊。
[–]Knicks Yankeeknickfan 347 points 57 minutes ago
This nba deserves this
I hope the finals ratings are nets/spurs level low.
尼克斯球迷：NBA自己作的。
我希望总决赛的收视率和马刺打篮网一样低。
[–]christopherloren 107 points 51 minutes ago
Dell Demps died for this.
邓普斯（鹈鹕前总经理）为此做出了牺牲。
[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchel ljohndelvec3 85 points 59 minutes ago
Man and if NO shuts down AD they get fined
爵士球迷：天呐，要是鹈鹕不让戴维斯打的话，他们会被罚款的。
[–]klawhileonard 53 points 54 minutes ago
AD isn’t the commissioner though
毕竟戴维斯不是联盟总裁。
[–][BOS] Tom Heinsohn HornyHindu 460 points 57 minutes ago
Imagine Lakers finishing with a worse record than last season, lmao
凯尔特人球迷：要是湖人最终战绩比上赛季还差那就好看了，哈哈哈
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 204 points 49 minutes ago
oh my god the thought never crossed my mind
雷霆球迷：我的天呐，我还没想过这事儿呢
[–][LAC] Boban Marjanovic thumbsofkolo 107 points 35 minutes ago
Keep going i'm almost there
快船球迷：你们接着聊，我快高潮了
[–]Mavericks nikbar 14 points an hour ago
you think LeBron will come over if i invite him to watch the playoffs with me?
独行侠球迷：你们觉得如果我邀请詹姆斯一起看季后赛的话，他会来吗？
[–]76ers TornadoApe 66 points an hour ago
Space Jam 2 gonna be lit with all this extra time Bron has over the summer.
76人球迷：既然詹姆斯夏天多出了这么多时间，那《空中大灌篮2》肯定会大热。
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[–]NBA CarelessEmu 30 points 39 minutes ago
Suns teaching Lebron to fear all of the West
太阳告诉詹姆斯，西部没有一支球队是好惹的。
[–][CHI] Lawrence Funderburke Sim888 856 points 54 minutes ago
just fade me bro
公牛球迷：没脸见人了，老铁
[–]Knicks FenrirOD 324 points 53 minutes ago
That is the look of a man defeated
尼克斯球迷：这就是一个男人被击败时的样子。
[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosa wikiman2001 45 points 51 minutes ago
I loved how near the end during timeouts the jumbotron would just show lebron contemplating life
猛龙球迷：我倒是喜欢比赛快结束暂停时现场大屏幕给到的詹姆斯思考人生的画面。
[–]Lakers taylorxo 395 points 48 minutes ago
“I can’t fucking believe I chose this team over the Sixers.”
湖人球迷：“我真特么不敢相信啊，我当初居然不选76人而选了这支队。”
[–]Mavericks Squirrel_Dude 152 points 44 minutes ago
Nuggets were desperately trying to get a meeting too.
独行侠球迷：掘金当初也是可怜巴巴地想和老詹碰个面呢。
[–]Timberwolves Skoltrain 89 points 35 minutes ago
LBJ on the Nuggets would’ve been sick
森林狼球迷：詹姆斯去掘金的话应该蛮屌。
[–]Nuggets jeterdehors10 95 points 44 minutes ago
"I can't believe I'm unable to hit free throws in the clutch"
掘金球迷：“我真不敢相信，我居然在关键时刻罚球不中。”
[–]Cavaliers sgSaysR 22 points 44 minutes ago
"I can't believe I left my kingdom for this."
骑士球迷：“我真不敢相信啊，我居然为了这些离开了我的王国。”
[–]Cavaliers jruttig 29 points 38 minutes ago
“I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word”
骑士球迷：“我曾统治世界，当我付出时，海平面会上升。”
[–]klawhileonard 103 points 49 minutes ago
He’s laughing under there because he knows LeCommissioner will get the Lakers Zion
老詹在那毛巾下面笑呢，因为他知道总裁詹会帮湖人搞到锡安。
[–]Knicks FenrirOD 64 points 46 minutes ago
Unsubscribe
尼克斯球迷：没门！
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 279 points an hour ago
Lebron or Shaq at the line to win the game who do you pick?
76人球迷：詹姆斯和奥尼尔靠罚球赢比赛，你选谁？
[–][HOU] Carmelo Anthony EmotionalChungus 179 points 59 minutes ago
Shaq
火箭球迷：奥尼尔
[–]Celtics fliktor 24 points 49 minutes ago
They dont call him Black Curry for nothing
凯尔特人球迷：毕竟黑库里可不是白叫的
[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 11 points 53 minutes ago
Really? I'd pick that fan in the 15th row.
猛龙球迷：真的吗？我更想选第15排的那个观众。
[–]Rockets AyyyyyyyLemao 168 points 55 minutes ago
Can I pick myself
火箭球迷：我能选自己吗？
[–]Rockets villa4real 512 points an hour ago*
Playoff mode activated:
Pelicans (no AD) - L
Grizzlies - L
Pelicans (AD minutes restriction) - W
Bucks - L
Suns - L
火箭球迷：自打季后詹模式开启以来：
打鹈鹕（没有浓眉）——输球
灰熊——输球
鹈鹕（浓眉有上场时间限制）——赢球
雄鹿——输球
太阳——输球
[–]Rockets SitonmyfaceJames 179 points an hour ago
He beat us lol
火箭球迷：他战胜了我们，哈哈哈
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 55 points an hour ago
I thought it was Scott Foster who beat the Rockets
湖人球迷：我觉得是斯科特-福斯特击败了你们。
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[–]NBA BronNatsPulisic 1551 points an hour ago
...Did the Suns essentially just eliminate the Lakers from playoff contention? Lol
……太阳这是不是从本质上将湖人的季后赛竞争资格剥夺了？哈哈哈哈
[–]Pisto1Peet 746 points an hour ago
Yup. Good chance we got Walton fired and LeBron shut down too.
是的，我们很可能会让沃顿下课，而且詹姆斯也会缺席本赛季。
[–]Suns finchdad 910 points an hour ago
Awwwww yesssssss. There's nothing like dragging someone into the grave with you to cover your corpse.
太阳球迷：啊啊啊爽啊！入土时还能找个垫背的，没有什么比这更爽了。
[–]Suns packfanmoore 34 points 38 minutes ago
I find no greater enjoyment out of it than when that corpse is the lakers
太阳球迷：我觉得最爽的是这个垫背的还是湖人。
[–]Lakers DeadToWrites 52 points an hour ago
What. A. Fucking. Disaster.
湖人球迷：真！特么的！灾难啊！
[–]Lakers LABiH 536 points an hour ago
The Los Angeles Lakers lost this season vs the Cavs, Knicks, Memphis, Orlando (twice), and now Phoenix.
That's the end of the season for us this year.
湖人球迷：我湖打骑士、尼克斯、灰熊、魔术（两次）和太阳的比赛葬送了整个赛季。
这个赛季到现在已经到尽头了。
[–][IND] Reggie Miller sexualramen 236 points an hour ago
Orlando shouldn't be lumped in with all those other teams, they've actually been okay this season, albeit inconsistent. And for some reason REALLY step the fuck up against top teams.
步行者球迷：魔术可不能和那些球队混为一谈，他们这个赛季实际上还不错的，只是不稳定而已。而且他们也不知咋地，面对一些顶级球队时还打得有声有色。
[–]Magic Big_Apple3AM 65 points 52 minutes ago
We demand to be taken seriously
魔术球迷：不准把我们当儿戏！
[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 189 points an hour ago
I stopped watching the game after the third, smoked a J and started watching legally blonde on Netflix.
湖人球迷：第三节过后我就没看比赛了，点了根烟，然后开始看网飞的《律政俏佳人》了
[–]Spurs MLGameOver 272 points an hour ago
People really out here saying the refs gonna help the Lakers get to the playoffs lol
马刺球迷：之前这里还真有人说裁判会帮湖人进季后赛的，哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers xmrjaredx 103 points an hour ago
Forreal. But even then, it's not like we can even make our free throws lol
湖人球迷：这是真的，不过即使如此，我们也没法进那些罚球啊，哈哈哈
[–]NBA jspsfx 76 points an hour ago
Refs helped the Suns by sending Lebron to the line.
裁判把詹姆斯送上罚球线，这实际是在帮太阳
[–]ZTYSHZ 46 points an hour ago
Hack-a-Lebron is a legit strat
砍詹战术是个好策略啊。
[–]Lakers Jayveesac[S] 569 points an hour ago*
Yeah the Lakers are not gonna make the playoffs. We lose games because we can't make free throws in the end game. Fade me now
湖人球迷：是啊，我湖进不了季后赛了。我们因为不能再比赛最后时刻罚球命中而输球。了结我吧。
[–]Lakers Klay420 32 points an hour ago
I’m so fucking numb.
If we don’t get an overhaul this summer I’m personally shooting Pelinka in the pinky toe.
湖人球迷：我特么都麻木了。
如果今年夏天不大换血的话，我要往佩林卡的小脚趾上射一枪。
[–][HOU] Patrick Beverley denob 157 points an hour ago
You lose games for a lot more reasons than that..
火箭球迷：你们输球的原因可不止罚球不好……
[–]Geborm 30 points an hour ago
Stupid turnovers, lack of defense in first 3 quarters, stupid late game decisions by multiple players, no confidence in shooting the 3 point and poor ball movement on offense to name a few.
愚蠢的失误，头三节防守强度不够，多名球员在比赛末段有着愚蠢的决策，三分没有信心，进攻转移球差得可怜
[–]Nets hobbesfanclub 40 points an hour ago
Your team is so unbelievably bad for the talent on the roster.
篮网球迷：这么一套有天赋的阵容，湖人队却菜的让人不敢相信。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 67 points an hour ago
We are the worst team in the league
湖人球迷：我们是联盟最水球队
[–]Lakers blaisec00 106 points an hour ago
We're tanking for zion
湖人球迷：我们在为锡安摆烂。
[–]Supersonics jjaazz 28 points an hour ago
pls no, he deserves better
超音速球迷：可别，锡安配得上更好的地方。
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[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridge desubeast 579 points an hour ago
Damn, I wanted to see the Lakers fail but this is just too much
马刺球迷：靠，我原本很想看湖人的笑话，不过现在这也太过了
[–][OKC] Paul George Pervy_Sensei 620 points an hour ago
No, this is the right amount
雷霆球迷：不，这个局面刚刚好
[–]Bulls BadCoachingAnalyst 52 points an hour ago
I disagree, this is a wonderful day.
公牛球迷：我不同意，今天是美妙的一天
[–]DwightHayward 362 points an hour ago
I kinda want more
我有点想看他们再惨一些。
[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 57 points an hour ago
Not enough. Not yet
猛龙球迷：还不够呢，没到时候
[–][GSW] Jordan Bell Trevorvor 45 points an hour ago
IMO it’s still not quite enough.
勇士球迷：我觉得还远远不够。
[–]Rockets eliwood5837 186 points an hour ago
more
火箭球迷：再惨点
[–]Lakers Toomuchgamin 65 points an hour ago
I'm not even LeMad.
I'm just LeDisappointed.
湖人球迷：我甚至都不是生气詹。
我只是失望詹。
[–]UndulatedWave 24 points an hour ago
Rondo is an undercover agent sent to destroy the Lakers from within.....Paul Pierce sends his regards
隆多是奉命来摧毁湖人的间谍……皮尔斯发来问候
[–]Spurs IbSunPraisin 142 points an hour ago
Ayton needs more touches. He basically got frozen out the last 5 minutes
马刺球迷：应该多让艾顿接球的，他最后五分钟几乎拿不到球啊
[–]Suns bashbybash 21 points an hour ago
It’s kinda relieving to hear other fans recognize this.
太阳球迷：听到其他队的球迷认可他，我还真有点欣慰。
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