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8球惨败，Karasco、Getan和Pont的中超首场演出“冲击”全世界。
以下评价均来自国外论坛：
马卡报转发了卡拉斯科的热点图--一直在中圈开球
网友venkys-out
Were they the only 3 players on the team?? wtf
卡拉斯科那个队只有他、盖坦和冯特三个人吗？
网友locomotivaz
Carrasco: Why am I here?
卡拉斯科：我为什么在这？
网友ThirdBrain
"Oh, that's right.. the buckets of cash"
“哦对...因为人民币”
曼城NPFTW
They probably thought it was gonna be a walk in the park...
他们可能觉得踢中超就是在公园里散步吧...
皇马MrLeeRob
Dalian basically came up this season. It is their first game in the top flight. SIPG are one of the big names in CSL right now. This was bound to happen.
大连这赛季才冲上中超，这是他们顶级联赛首战。上港则是目前中超最强的球队之一。大比分输球势必会发生的
大连一方8球惨败，王思聪微博沦陷
网友Xwarsama
Damn, the memes on Chinese Twitter must be so funny right now.
妈的，此刻中国社交媒体的表情包肯定特别好玩
网友locomotivaz
have seen a lot of jokes on the club owner lmao
我看到好多关于一方老板的梗（这个网友从墙外翻进来了）
网友allevvi
after 5-0 Jose Fonte was put in the center forward position by the Dalian manager lol
0-5落后时，冯特居然被教练顶上锋线了，笑死了（这个兄弟还看了比赛直播）
阿森纳resident_hater
Uh, Jose got subbed off at 6-0. Give the man his respect.
额，0-6落后时冯特被换下了。给他一点尊重吧
网友ebilutionist
So odd, why is Carrasco playing as a striker? Shouldn't he and Gaitan be on the wings?
好奇怪啊，为啥卡拉斯科踢的前锋，他和盖坦不该分居两翼吗？
网友Mockingjay_Thefrost
Btw Atletico Madrid has conceded 11 goals so far in La Liga.
插播一句，赛季至今马竞只有11个西甲丢球
奥斯卡和武磊意外成为了国外网友的槽点
桑德兰king_bromeliad
Bit sad seeing Oscar playing for Shanghai, feels like he isn't using his talents fully
看到奥斯卡在上海效力，心里有点难过，总感觉他没有完全兑现天赋
博洛尼亚elburrito1
He is setting up his family for generations. Considering that he grew up in poverty, I say he is using his talents quite well.
奥斯卡正为家庭、为后代贡献力量呢。考虑他出身贫寒，我会说他很好的利用了天赋。
网友MomoHendo
He didn't grow up in poverty. He's actually from a pretty affluent area of Brazil.
奥斯卡并非出身贫寒，他的家庭在巴西相当富裕了
网友Spev
8-0?
Wu Lei shit.
8-0？
wu lei吃翔（武球王一脸懵逼）
西汉姆Hello_mate
Haha. I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.
哈哈，不知道你说的是什么意思，但读上去符合一个笑话的韵律
清楚中超近况的国外球迷不在少数
网友stepreo
Can we just give the championship to SIPG already? Based on the Guangzhou derby last night, Evergrande might have a bit of work to do.
能把冠军直接颁给上港吗？考虑到昨天的广州德比，恒大还有一点工作要做
网友LingCHN
Tianjin Quanjian has a very good squad. Plus Dalian Wanda can still hire a very good new manager with the money they have.
天津权健的阵容也很不错，考虑大连万达的资金实力，他们还可以找个非常不错的教练的
拉齐奥drjpkc
Obvious that it would happen, Shanghai SIPG have a super sick team with Wu Lei who could play in Europe, Hulk, Oscar, Elkeson etc. While Dalian just got promoted and only have those 3 good players who trained together for what? 3 days?
这么大比分是会发生的，上海上港的阵容非常厚实，他们有能在欧洲踢球的武磊，有浩克、奥斯克和埃尔克森。与此同时呢？大连刚刚升上中超，三个新援刚刚合练有三天吗？
一方的防线也是槽点满满
巴黎Glorounet
Wow, what the hell is this goalkeeper doing? Defending is really really poor too, but that goalkeeper in on some other level of bad.
我靠门将到底在干嘛？防守是真的差，但门将已经烂到另外一个级别了
网友el_brahmo
Bad defending and even worse goalkeeping
糟糕的防守，更糟糕的扑救
那不勒斯Lampadagialla
All goalies have to be Chinese btw
因为所有门将都必须是中国人
网友ramarlon89
It's one of the rules they've brought in to protect the standard of Chinese GKs, because let's be honest, every club would have a foreign GK if they could...
这个保护中国门将水平的规定之一，讲真，如果规则允许每个队都会有外国门将了...
（白川）